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Duck walks into a busy hardware store and gets in line.
When he gets to the clerk he asks, "Can I have a pound of grapes?"
Hardware clerk replies, "What? This is a hardward store, we don't sell grapes."
Duck says: "Ok, thank you." and walks out.
Next day, same Duck walks into tje same busy hardware store and gets back in line.
When he gets to the clerk he asks, "Can I have a pound of grapes?"
Hardware clerk replies, "What? Hey, I told you yesterday, this is a hardward store, we don't sell grapes."
Next day:Same duck walks back into the same hardware store and gets in line.
When he gets to the same clerk he asks, "Can I have a pound of grapes?"
Hardware clerk replies, "You again? OK, wise guy. For two days in a row I've told you this is a hardward store, we don't sell grapes. Next time you come back in here asking for grapes I'm gonna take two ten penny nails and hammer your little web feet to the floor, get me?"
Duck says: "OK, thank you and walks out.
Next day:Same duck walks back into the hardware store and gets in line.
When he gets to the clerk he asks, "Do you have any ten penny nails?"
Hardware clerk replies, "Funny you should ask, we are fresh out!"
Duck replies, "Then can I have a pound of grapes instead?"
